“Has your hair lost its mojo?” Cheryl coos in her latest shampoo advert and then in walks Wagner, apparently the epitome of too much hair mojo and everybody gasps.
Yep, The X Factor is definitely With a wooden choker sticking to his throat and the not-too-distant call of pan pipes, the former P.E teacher could have been the next Jedward – but without the annoyance of bad songs and a lard of butter riding a wave as hair.
Wagner in tight white clothes. Wagner sniffing a rose. Wagner picking petals off said rose and throwing them into a lake. Everything about him screamed to me MUST WATCH TV.
I liked the veins popping in his neck as he sang, the feeling that he really did give it his all and wasn’t the same old spiel. If Louis had put him through it would’ve been a risk to take and when was the last time we saw them do something like that?
For the first time ever I’ve found myself hooked on the X Factor. Maybe it’s something to do with the weird mix of absolute no-hopes to people I think may have a shred of real talent. Wagner, I’ll miss you. But for the first time ever I can safely say I LIKE The X Factor.
