The Inbetweeners final series ended last week and joined the big TV heaven in the sky (a feature length movie is penciled for next year though). To celebrate, we’ve spent the past 7 days (seriously, i’m exhausted) putting together the best ever episodes -
Series 1, Episode 2 -
Already described as the best ever episode, this is also probably the most talked about episode of The Inbetweeners. Bunking off school, they buy alcohol and get pissed round Neil’s house where Will proceeds to call Neil’s dad a “bumder”. Steaming drunk, Simon decides it’d be a good idea to do “a Banksy” graffiti love heart in front of Carly’s house. The gang laughs until she invites him back later.
On the wrong side of drunk, Simon asks Carly to finger herself while he watches then pukes onto her little brother who runs out crying following Will’s stories of nuclear bombs and how his parents will probably die in one. The horror of seeing the gushing stream of puke splattering the kid’s face is probably one of the greatest TV moments ever.
Series 1, Episode 4 -
Unbelievably, Will manages to pull the fittest girl in the year above at a house party. While the boys are downstairs trying to work out which of the school bullies she dates, Will and Charlotte are making out (“Is this a practical joke?”) on the stairs. We’re also introduced to a new friend of Jay’s which immediately involves a piss take from the boys throughout the episode, resulting with Jay exploding on top of the new friend’s car, stomping up and down on the bonnet while screaming “friend! friend!” We’ve all been there.
Having convinced Charlotte he’s experienced in the sack, she invites Will round to hers for sex. In bed he proceeds to undo all his hard work and ends up grinding up and down on her leg like the inexperienced virgin he is. “Sorry to ask, have I just lost my virginity?” “I’m not going to count that one.” “Can I count it though?” “Probably not, no.” Ahhhhh, triple cringe.
Series 1, Episode 5 -
Eternal liar Jay has maintained throughout the past 4 episodes that ‘Caravan Club‘ is a place he regularly gets up to his nuts in guts with loose girls, including two sisters. The boys decide to see if this it really is a place for pussy-on-tap and tag along for the weekend. They text the sisters and amazingly, one of them texts back with a picture of herself. It’s at this moment the viewer begins to think that, for once, maybe Jay isn’t lying, announcing, “I promise you when you come back from this place you’ll be begging your parents to buy a caravan.” It seems unlikely, especially when the party is predictably shit, held in what Will describes as “a giant garden shed.”
Then suddenly Will is propositioned by a girl who wants to fuck him and Neill gets a handjob in Simon’s car. Simon takes one of the sister’s outside, rips her top and strips naked with nothing but a condom over his exposed penis. The girl’s horrified expression is enough to convince us that Jay has never had sex with any of the girls at Caravan Club who are just as inexperienced as he is. The boys leave with the smell of Neill’s penis floating around the car and knowing that Jay is and will always be a liar.
Series 2, Episode 1 -
Despite Simon stripping down in a dingy with a sock over his penis, this episode belongs to Jay. Telling the gang he only took Geography A-Level because of the carnage he’d heard about from previous field days, he tells them about a horny housewife who every year bangs one boy from their school. As ever, this seems highly unlikely.
Once there, Jay seems to be believing his own lie and goes off in search of this “sex starved” housewife. There is an old woman in an ice cream shop along the seafront. They decide that this silver haired lady is the one (“she looks like she only has one leg”). After ordering a Cornetto, he propositions her. “Are you the lady who sucks school boys off?” “Sorry?” “Will you suck me off?” He leaves the old lady startled and confused as he legs it. TV gold.
Series 2, Episode 2 -
Will ends up at a car mechanics on work experience (“It’s not that I’m better than this, it’s just I’m much cleverer than you need to be to work here”) and immediately sets himself up for a week long of ribbing. When asked which page 3 girls boobs he’d like to “spunk” over, he ends up lying about sleeping with Carly, telling them she’s “fit, she’s older than me and she goes like a porn star.” Inevitably, one of the mechanics shows up that night to the bar where Carly works, tells her what Will said and watches with delight as she pours a drink over his head.
In the meantime, Simon pulls a girl who looks at least 14 who pours vodka into his coke and wanks him off at the side of the disco. This added to Carly sees them all hiding in the toilets when it’s announced over the speakers that Will’s mum is waiting outside to pick them up. The embarrassment.
Series 2, Episode 6 –
Will shits himself during an exam. It’s cringing, it’s shocking, it’s gross. It’s fucking hilarious.
Series 3, Episode 4 –
Despite suggesting to have sex in the bushes at the end of his garden, Simon and his new girlfriend go to stay with her sister at Uni so they can have “lots of lovely sex”. With the rest of the gang tagging along for moral support, Jay advises Simon to have a wank before he has sex so he can last all night. This, obviously, is complete shit and Simon ends up bashing in his own penis that will not get erect again.
In the next room, Neil wets the bed and Jay creeps into the room of another house mate and tries to have sex with her. Needless to say, they’re all kicked out and drive back half naked.
Series 3, Episode 5 -
Will’s mum goes away for the weekend so naturally the gang invite themselves round. Jay is happy to use Will’s mum’s bed to wank in having recently been unable to do at home as the family’s dog, Benji, watches him. Failing to lose Benji over at the park, he tells his parents that the dog’s been shitting in the house. This plan backfires when he receives a call from his dad telling him Benji has been put down, explaining old dogs that shit in the house mean they are dying.
While cruising on a “pussy patrol”, Jay gets “mugged off” by a squirrel and unable to live this down, he reveres his car and runs it over.Horrified, they stare at the squashed dead rodent, Jay awash with regret, noting the squirrels eyes “look sad”. Not a good episode for animals.
(Source: nothingbadmag.com)
